Kung Fu Baby: I Ain’t Got No Real Name (Exclusive Song & Muzik Video Included)

“Kung Fu Baby: I Ain’t Got No Real Name” is a wild, comedic Houston-inspired visual following a baby who acts grown from the moment he’s born. Rocking swangas on his stroller, purple liquid in his baby bottle, and an iced-out playa image, Kung Fu Baby causes chaos everywhere he goes — flirting with nurses, stealing jewelry, throwing fits, and proudly embracing his role as “the Grinch.” As confused adults try to figure out who he really is, Kung Fu Baby escapes blame with one unforgettable line: “I don’t know what I be doing — I’m too young for the blame.” A hilarious mix of Southern culture, comedy, and over-the-top storytelling.